bushism

bushism
1. (bushism) (1231↑, 96↓)
Hysterical misstatements from George W Bush. About the only good thing that's come from his presidency is all the jokes about him.

"I believe that the human being and the fish can coexist peacefully." "She's a West Texas girl, just like me." "More and more of our imports come from other countries." "I know how hard it is to put food on your family." "I understand small businesses. I was one."

2. (Bushism) (780↑, 77↓)
n. A grammatically atrocious bastardization of the English language as delivered by our 43rd President.

"They misunderestimated me." —Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000

3. (Bushism) (546↑, 53↓)
A statement made by George W. Bush that makes little-no sense, and/or violates basic rules of grammar.

"For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three nonfatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it." May 2001

4. (Bushism) (491↑, 66↓)
One of the many idiotic remarks that chimpanzee in the white house has made during his lifetime.

"The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorize himself." - George W. Bush, January 29, 2003.

Author: Osama bin Ladin http://bushism.urbanup.com/425006
5. (Bushism) (374↑, 47↓)
A linguistic derivation of Buddhism by the 43rd president of the United States. Philosophy that excessive desire to speak properly will cause suffering that leads to an endless cycle of reincarnation. Excessive conveyance of clear meaning is believed to cause the speaker and listener to focus on the suffering in the world and the desire to change it. As a result, the practioner of Bushism must try to avoid falling into the trap of "making sense," so as to envelop conversants in mystic contemplation of what was really said.

"I am responisible for all my mistakes. And so are you." "Education is my top priority. However, education is not my top priotrity." "I believe a military of high morale is conducive to keeping the peace when we find a senior who has to choose between food and medicine-that's not our vision of America." "The fact that he relies on facts -- says things that are not factual -- are going to undermine his campaign."

Author: Republicignoramican http://bushism.urbanup.com/877500
6. (Bushism) (327↑, 35↓)
A completely mindless and idiotic statement made by our *beloved* president.

"Our enemies will stop at nothing to harm our people and our country, and neither will we."

Author: maraudersmap5210 http://bushism.urbanup.com/910293
7. (bushism) (317↑, 42↓)
Unintentional pieces of wisdom created by George W. Bush (for whom the word is named) while he was not looking at the teleprompter during a speech.

"We ought to make the pie higher." "Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will be allies against these hateful few who have no conscience, who kill at the whim of a hat." "I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe—I believe what I believe is right."

8. (bushism) (191↑, 16↓)
Misstatement made by George W. Bush that makes people wonder if he is stupid or evil.

Bushism during White House Speech, Oct 27 2003: George W. Bush: “The vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice.” Peaceful Iraqi Civilians: WTF?\!?\!

9. (Bushism) (174↑, 41↓)
(n) Def: Any phrase relating to or consisting of complete idiocy Derivation: George W. Bush's lack of intellect in common speech.

"Fool me once....shame on....shame on uhhh you....fool me...bu'er umm...can't get fooled again\!"

Author: Mack Master Merv http://bushism.urbanup.com/483664
10. (Bushism) (133↑, 22↓)
I could write a book on this one, and it would be a big as The Bible. What can I say? Most powerful Nation, Biggest Shit-for-brains as Leader...

Bushism examples: "This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table." "I want to thank the President and the CEO of Constellation Energy, Mayo Shattuck. That's a pretty cool first name, isn't it, Mayo. Pass the Mayo." "Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better. " "We got an issue in America. Too many good docs are gettin' out of business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their -- their love with women all across this country." "I'm looking forward to a good night's sleep on the soil of a friend." I COULD GO ON FOREVER....

11. (bushism) (99↑, 9↓)
really funny phrases taken from dubya's speeches

a couple of bushism's We had a chance to visit with Teresa Nelson who's a parent, and a mom or a dad. Wow, Brazil is big. We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job But let me say something: the United States government has an obligation to protect the American people. It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way I hear there's rumors on the uh (pause) INTERNETS that we're going to have a draft I want to thank my friend, Sen. Bill Frist, for joining us today. … He married a Texas girl, I want you to know. (Laughter.) Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case

12. (Bushism) (115↑, 36↓)
A string of incoherent words, or blaringly obvious grammatical mistake made by an important administrative or governmental figure.

"Is our children getting enough education?" "What a bushism\!"

13. (Bushism) (76↑, 6↓)
Number of peculiar words, phrases, pronunciations, malapropisms, and other grammatical mistakes that have been made during the presidency of both George Bush and his son, George W. Bush.

Did you recognize the bushism in the retard's speech? "Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?" "Nigeria is an important continent." "You're working hard to put food on your family." "Africa is a nation that suffers terrible disease." "We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile." "Make no mistake about it, I understand how tough it is, sir. I talk to families who die." "They misunderestimated ..." There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says: fool me once, shame on ... (long pause) shame on you? (long pause) Fool me - you can't get fooled again."

14. (Bushism) (57↑, 7↓)
The absolute bastardization and complete nonsense of verbal communication of the English Language by the 43rd President of the United States of America, George (Dubya) Bush.

Fresh Bushism : "There is no doubt in my mind when history was written, the final page will say victory was achieved by the United States of America for the good of the world." Dubya predicts the future in the past tense, Camp Arifjan, Kuwait, Jan. 12, 2008

15. (Bushism) (82↑, 32↓)
An extremely stupid comment made by the American idiot, George W. Bush.

An example of a Bushism: On May 30th, 2003 George Bush stated, "We found the weapons of mass destruction. We found biological laboratories … And we'll find more weapons as time goes on. But for those who say we haven't found the banned manufacturing devices or banned weapons, they're wrong, we found them."

16. (bushism) (41↑, 22↓)
any word that someone starts to say but then screws it up or makes up their own prefixes or suffixes to make it fit into context. This can also be known as "Pulling a Dubya"

Guy 1: Damn the car is broken I gotta get the mechanic to fixulate it. Guy 2: Dude you just said a bushism. Guy 1: I did? Guy 2: Yeah you have been pulling a lot of Dubyas lately

Author: Music Master9990 http://bushism.urbanup.com/2734930
17. (Bushism) (70↑, 92↓)
A statement made by precident George W Bush that is either inconprehensible/defies all laws of grammer/is just plain stupid.

Space is still a high priority for NASA/ We must oblittrify the Afghanistanians (this has never been said by the president but it sounds like something he should say)

18. (bushism) (45↑, 99↓)
The ritual act between Bush and Blair in the foliage at Camp David

im choosing not to provide further imagery

19. (Bushism) (36↑, 106↓)
An original way of saying what you don't mean.

"All your base are belong to us"

20. (bushism) (28↑, 103↓)
Usually a misstatement made by the current (2007) President George W. Bush that liberals (usually English teachers) like to keep around to make themselves feel superior despite the fact that they never do anything about fixing the problem and deep down they know they couldn't lead a fire drill; let alone the last world super power.

"Hey did you watch C-Span today?" "No, can't say that I did." "OH MAN, THE AMERICAN DICTATOR GAVE A SPEECH AND YOU TOTALLY MISSED THE BEST BUSHISM TODAY\!" "Really... what, did he say this time?" "OH MAN, HE TOTALLY GOT ONE OF HIS SENTENCES BACKWARDS\! I CAN'T BELIEVE AMERICA IS RUN BY SUCH A BAFOON\!" "Yeah, almost as hard to believe that people as 'intelligent' as you couldn't find something better to do with your life other than trying to mooch fame off someone obviously more successful than yourself by pointing out a stupid error in their public speaking." "FASICST\!" "Why don't you go watch 'V for Vendetta' a hundred more times and do everybody a favor by shutting the hell up."

21. (bushism) (45↑, 151↓)
A term that made millions realise that President Bush wasn't really making stupid blunders at all, and in fact IS mentally fit to lead an entire country\!

"Oh... so it was just a BUSHISM, whew, I guess it's okay then."

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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